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Funny Pet Portraits from Your Photo

Not every portrait needs to be solemn. Put your pet on a vintage Wanted poster, book them into a mug shot with a confession of your choosing, or catch them reading the paper on the toilet.

Every one is made from your own photo and keeps your pet's real breed, markings, and expression — the joke only works if it's unmistakably them. Preview any of them free before you buy.

Styles to choose from

Common questions

Can I choose what my pet is charged with?
Yes. The Wanted poster and Mug Shot both take a charge from a list — chewing dad's slippers, stealing food off the counter, sleeping on the good sofa, being too cute to punish.
Will the writing be spelled correctly?
Yes. The lettering is typeset from real glyphs after the artwork is made, rather than drawn by the image model. Models garble text, and a misspelled charge isn't funny.
Is the joke still recognisably my pet?
That's the whole point — their real breed, markings and expression are preserved. A generic cartoon dog isn't funny; yours on a Wanted poster is.
Which is the funniest one?
Morning News (your pet on the toilet with a newspaper) gets the biggest reaction and usually ends up in a bathroom. The Wanted poster and Mug Shot work as a matching pair.

More on choosing a style and what to expect in our guides and gift ideas.