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Funny Pet Portraits from Your Photo

Not every portrait needs to be solemn. Put your pet on a vintage Wanted poster, book them into a mugshot with a confession of your choosing, or catch them reading the paper on the toilet.

Every one is made from your own photo and keeps your pet's real breed, markings, and expression — the joke only works if it's unmistakably them. Preview any of them free before you buy.

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Styles to choose from

Common questions

Can I choose what my pet is charged with?
Yes, and the two styles word it differently. The Wanted poster carries a charge written about them — chewing dad's slippers, stealing food off the counter, being too cute to punish. The Mugshot carries a confession in their own voice — I ate the couch, I stole the chicken, I regret nothing. Pick from the list or write your own.
Will the writing be spelled correctly?
Yes. The lettering is typeset from real glyphs after the artwork is made, rather than drawn by the image model. Models garble text, and a misspelled charge isn't funny.
Is the joke still recognizably my pet?
That's the whole point — their real breed, markings and expression are preserved. A generic cartoon dog isn't funny; yours on a Wanted poster is.
Which is the funniest one?
Morning News (your pet on the toilet with a newspaper) gets the biggest reaction and usually ends up in a bathroom. The Wanted poster and Mugshot work as a matching pair.

More on choosing a style and what to expect in our guides and gift ideas.