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Morning News — Funny Dog Portrait

Your dog, seated upright on an open toilet with a newspaper, rendered as a softly lit, photorealistic-yet-stylized illustration. Their real breed, coloring, markings, and coat are preserved, so the joke lands because it is unmistakably them.

It is the least serious thing we make, and the one people most often hang in a bathroom. Preview it free before you commit.

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  • Dogs

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Morning News (Dog)

Your dog reading the paper — playful & fun

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From $16.99, printed on gallery canvas or fine-art paper.

Morning News (Dog)

Good for

  • Bathroom and powder-room wall art
  • A gag gift that is still genuinely well made
  • Dog owners with a sense of humor about their dog

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Common questions

Will it look like my actual dog?
Yes — their real breed, coloring, markings, and coat are preserved. That's the point: the joke only works if it's unmistakably your dog.
Where do people usually hang this one?
The bathroom, more often than not. It's the least serious style in the catalog and it suits a powder room better than a living room.
Is there a cat version?
Yes — Morning News has a separate cat edition.

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